Tuesday, March 8, 2011

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A JOKE of nuns ... OR A STORY ... OR FINANCE AND THEN WE ARE ALL A RIDDLE.


You go 110 km on the road, go up a sign and read "Later the Sisters of San Francisco will fuck you for 500 €" excited when he arrives at the convent a nun comes in and makes you go to a salon, another sister comes with a basket and said "brother left in the basket € 500" The Lord puts excited and make you move to another room, get other hemanita and opens another door and is out of the convent with this sign "the Little Sisters of San Francisco have fucked € 500.

JOKE HERE TO ... very unlikely ... Right?

Read on ... more ...


CATALUNYA JOURNAL NEWS OF THE DAY MARCH 8, 2011


EVENTS
A convent of nuns reported stolen 1.5 million euros.



The sisters had the money in bills of 500 plastic bags stored in
live in the monastery 'nun painter', whose paintings can cost € 48,000
Tuesday, March 8, 2011 E. BAYONNE / JC GARZA

More than one million euros (just 1.5), mostly in $ 500 bills stored in plastic bags in a closet. That is theft charge that the monastery of Santa Lucia - a Cistercian community of cloistered women and nearly half a century located in the neighborhood of Casablanca Zaragoza - on Monday reported to the police. The


National Police, under the coordination of court in Instruction No. 9, Zaragoza, has opened an investigation which also investigates the source of the money as cash holding such a high level is the least striking since it is a religious community of this type. The detail of the 500 bills stored in plastic bags in a closet also drew attention to the charge of the investigation.

The nuns need the money poured into the early hours of Monday morning last week. That night, while they slept, someone forced a door of access to one of the buildings of the convent and stirred inside. The responsible community quickly saw the large amount of stolen loot.

The members of the religious community dedicated to different tasks, such as bookbinding and book restoration and recovery scrolls.

LA 'NUN PAINTER' lives in Santa LucĂ­a Isabel Guerra, the nun known as a painter, an artist whose stock is rising. Any of your designs can cost between 2,500 and 12,000 euros and his paintings can reach up to 48,000 euros in the art market. War tends to expose every three or four years and sells all that exposed. In fact, in the gallery Sokoa of Madrid, which has its representation there is usually a waiting list of buyers. War was featured in 2000 of a controversial and successful retrospective exhibition at La Lonja de Zaragoza that saw 120,000 people.

One of the first things that the police must determine if the theft was an episode of fortune of a thief who ran into a number millionaire by chance or whether, by contrast, is a blow from a white collar criminal was to find the precious booty where he knew he was.

None of these two hypotheses is ruled out a priori, but both raise questions: Who decided to assault with intent to steal, a building with thick walls and flat unknown inhabited by a community that, at least in theory, about just enough to survive? And who would have outside the convent walls as accurate information as the place in which some pious nuns guarding a fortune in bills of 500 euros? The police are on it.


http://www.elperiodico.com/es/noticias/sociedad/20110308/convento-monjas-dezaragoza-denuncia-robode-millones-euros/936726.shtml



QUESTION ATTENTION!

- Where have the sisters got so much dough?

- Would packaged in plastic bags for distribution s-tickets-among the poor?

- In what sounds to me that to save € 500 notes in plastic bags?

- Finance we all?

- Are these the nuns of the joke?

If so, with three thousand guys "messed up" and know where they got the money.

To end a riddle:

Two nuns were very friendly. One day had to be separated to help poor children. One went to Africa, the other to South America. What were the nuns?

SOLUTION THREE LINES BELOW ...

ONE line.

TWO lines.

and three lines, the answer is ....

PHONE were called.

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