Saturday, March 19, 2011

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resigns, the faithful do not accept you!


Bono sure of victory:
"The Lord has to know that there is no turning back and there are other icons highly trained, willing and able to hold office, "he said.






raised millions of believers around the world yesterday to demand the immediate resignation of the Lord for his manifest inability to heal the sick and to avoid any calamities.

Hours after the popular uprising, announced reforms Yahweh himself from his habitual residence at an undisclosed location. But he said that he would step down to avoid chaos and anarchy. Yahweh's refusal to relinquish power has only managed to inflame the protests of the faithful who have been especially virulent in Rome.

Paul David Hewson, aka Bono, left Dublin this morning bound for the Italian capital to participate in the historic popular uprising against the Lord and "help whatever." When asked whether it was postulated as a possible successor of God, the U2 frontman said he did not arrive with preconceived ideas.

"I just want to contribute to a transition process open and clean, which is what they really deserve it after so many years of tyranny," the singer said. "The Lord has to know that there is no turning back and there are other icons highly trained, willing and able to hold office." F

The Agency advises that there have been isolated clashes between groups of faithful and effective of the clergy, that people have stuck with leather belts, wooden rulers and hand back. Have so far been counted more than a hundred and thirty excommunications minor injuries with lacerations on the palms of the hands, bruising on the tips of the fingers and slaps in the face.

Hearing the roar of the crowd outside, Pope Benedict XVI appeared before the faithful in the large balcony of St. Peter and asked them to return home, but re-entered a few minutes when none for them.

"The pope is a puppet and do not care what they do," he told the television channel Al Jazeera a Venezuelan Discalced Carmelite ready to end once and for all with more than two millennia of regime. "All I ask is that you leave the armchair Lord once and for all and to open a democratic process."

The Guardian says the LORD gives the office for lost and gaining time to prepare a consensus out there where you are. The exile of the Divine is given and taken for granted in the Vatican whose spokesman, Federico Lombardi, had implied that the Pope would continue to exercise with bad eyes a link between his successor and the faithful. "If we have to pray to Bono reads it, let it fall.

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