Fecal the Super Bowl Travel
( Fecal City, February 6 ) .- In order to strengthen ties between our country and northern neighbor, and meet the demands of our fellow Mexicans living and working in the state of Texas, Mr. Fecal, Pestilential of Mexico, today made a whirlwind tour of the city of Dallas.
At a press conference held at the Ronald Reagan room of the official residence of Los Vinos, dared Glory Chancellor reported that the working visit, lasting less than 24 hours, starting at Cowboys Stadium and will culminate with a peda gala in the Six Flags theme park, reserved for the "government" stool for the event. "It's an express tour which is due to the enormous patriotism Pestilential provided concerned about our countrymen beyond the Brave, "the secretary said," anyone who wants to expose an issue to Mr. Fecal may do so freely. " Detailed logistics for this bath people, "is simple: Pestilential assist the Super Bowl game because we think it is the ideal place to meet as many civilians as possible, as many people gathered there. All our compatriots who live there have to do is go to the stadium during the halftime show, and will make a row with the lawyer to present his case in full minute and a half each. The Pestilential listen to all they reach the pass before the game resumes, "he said.
clarified that due to the austerity policy launched by fecal contamination, tickets to the Stadium should be met by their own countrymen "because nothing is free in this life" and once inside box will be offered only natural water and pretzels. "Caviar and champagne are only for the pestilence" he said.
finally ruled that Mexican peasants are to have access to pedagogical gala to be held after the game: "Fecal attend only in the stage, in strict duty, and it reached reached. In the Six Flags or stand because they will not gain entry. It's a private party, "he said, while several reporters asking her if she sapwood (Chancellor)" also went to Dallas, "to which she responded with a mischievous smile and a" fuck your mother asshole "followed by a hearty laugh .
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