Fecal Highlight success in fighting crime
(Fecal City, January 29) .- The government strategy to combat organized crime "is going well, and is still going to get better," said the lawyer Fecal Pestilential of Mexico, to take stock of actions taken on security and fighting crime in recent months.
At a working meeting with the heads of security agencies around the country carried out at the "Heinrich Himmler" of the official residence of Los Vinos, Prime Mamatario stressed the "extraordinary courage" that has had shown their "government" to attack frontally the insecurity, "the scourge me in particular it gives me Asquith " he said. "I have not shaken his hand to take substantive action, as I have never trembled to take my tequilas, "he said," it is clear that if the shaking out dust ... us breathe! "celebrated while an aide to the State Children Pestilential approached him a plate with cocaine. The secretaries of public safety standing ovation while doing the same with the saucers timely distributed.
already well placed , the pestilent listed what he called success stories in the fight against crime "in recent days, we managed to capture a dangerous serial rapist, sought in forty-seven countries and dubbed the Kalimba , I am informed my friends CISEN. With this we give a crushing blow to the networks of trafficking and pedophilia worldwide. Tell me if you do not deserve credit for ridding the world of these scourges, "rebuked.
also stressed the ruling last week against the magazine Contralínea accused of moral damage by oil firm Camotito Inc. "I informed the secretary GeNarco García Luna in that magazine was the screen of a subversive group composed of Chavez of Venezuela, breakaway cells Shining Path and of course, that left Mexican violent, radical fanatics pejista all or nothing. Who do you think of publishing reports on the lucrative business incendiary, to say the patriotic operations we have done in Pemex? Only terrorists of information! Fortunately he has forbidden to touch the subject, and we are preparing a estatequieto a little bit harder, "he revealed as he rubbed his hands and a small string of drool fell from his mouth ajar.
In turn, the secretary of insecurity pubic GeNarco Garcia on the moon, said the death toll in the fight against narco ("Which is by no means a war," he said) is located "between 30 and 34 thousand more dead ones, dead ones less" and that according to estimates by the "government" to the end of six years could exceed 70,000. This, however, are "good news" because, as 100% of the fallen are in the ranks of crime, if you keep the same strategy in ten six-year period will be over with offenders. "We will show the criminals that we are good", urged the secretary, wrapped in the applause of the audience and shouts of " Hard, tough, tough! "He gave the Prime Mamatario.
Finally, GeNarco Garcia announced the start of a campaign by the Ministry of Insecurity in the media to promote support for the strategy to combat crime. The campaign is intended that the citizens know that they will reverse the fight, and is entitled: "Just Blood", a title "devised by the Lord Pestilential and no doubt accurately reflects the patriotism that guides us this fight, "he concluded.
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